snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day
Favorite People | Mindy Kaling
"I’m not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I’m kind of a mess."
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
trying to eat healthy like
me: (whispering) aye bruh whats the answer to numba 4
bitch ass: You are not supposed to cheat on the test.
Broe??? I’m in the water broe:)
Tbh how u sleep on an underwater selfie
I am drunk I just tried to delete someone else’s post because I didn’t like it
this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place
"Happy birthday" I whispered solemnly to the dying man on Opposite Day