Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!

Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via telapathetic)