greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

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hi:

nutellaselfie:

hi:

someone take me to a bunny farm immediately

u can come to my house they’re running all around my backyard like instead of squirrels we have bunnies

i think u live in heaven

patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

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